English readers please excuse me this time as this time the post is in our national language as Gabbar was an illiterate outlaw who lived in the rocky terrains of Ramgad, a remote village in India with his henchmen.
Note - Mental stress caused to any Gabbar fan is hugely regreted as we are sure that this news will come as a huge jolt to many. But - remember this news is only exclusive to Animal Kingdom - Ekdum Junglee :)
Breaking News - Aaj hum aisa khulasa karenge jisse aapke hosh udd jayenge.... Ramgad ka sabse khoonkhar atankwaadi ek gay tha... hamare sutron ke ansusar hume yeh phuktha khabar mili hai ki Gabbar ke babbar poore Ramgad mein mashoor the... :D
Zara gaur farmaiye hamare inn khoofiya sutron ke khulase par...
Ek - gabbar ka poochna "Kitne aadmi the?" - iss baat se hume pata lagta hai ki Gabbar ko aadmi ki sankhya jaane mein bahut utsukta thi..... woh jaana chahte the... ki gaon mein naye sheher ke chore aaye.. aur unse kaise bach gaye..." :D
Do - Gabbar ka kehna "Teeno bach GAY" - yeh pukhta saboot hai jo Gabbar apne aadmiyon ko gay kehte hain..... :D
Teen - "Yeh haath humko de de Thakur" - Gabbar ka manpasand dialog - Thakur ka baar baar naa kehne par bhi Gabbar ka peeche padna.... jiss umar mein aadmi ne ek ladki ka haath maangna chahiye.. Gabbar uss umar mein Thakur ka haath maang rahe the.... chee bloody gay... :D
Chaar - "Kahaan haire tera jodidaar" - fir Gabbar ka Veeru par dore daalna.... ;)
Paanch - Basani ko kaanch par nacahana -isse iss baat ka yeh toh pata lagta hi hai.. ki Gabbar, Basanti ko apne raste se hatana chahte the.. taaki Veeru akela pad gaye.. aur fir Gabbar ke pyaar ke jaal mein fass jaye.... :D
Che - Gabbar to Gaonwaalon - "Agar apne biwi bachon kisalamati chahte ho.. toh woh do thakur ke laundon ko hamare hawale kar do " - Kya yeh sab Gabbar ke gaypann ka saboot nahi hai... na jane Sambha aur Kalia ne kya kya din dekhe the... :D aur Gabbar ka asli naam tha Gay Bar singh.... :D :D :D
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