Continued...

Daniel did not have the courage to raise his eyes. His heart was quivering with conflicting emotions as he felt his body's resistance to his heart's nudging. "I wish we both were just alone so that I would have the audacity to look her in the eyes and just be myself" Daniel thought wishfully. As his feet inched towards Lavina he raised his eyes only to find her standing in front of him.

Such moments only brought out the worst from Daniel. No matter what he wanted to say, he only ended up blurting out mono syllables like a scared kinder garden kid on the first day of school in front of his class teacher. And no Daniel was not such a scarecrow when it came to speaking to other girls. But, he underwent a complete transformation with Lavina in such close proximity. 

Maybe her presence sent down impulses of a system slow down in Daniel's brain and Lavina completely took control over just like the character in a TV obediently surrendering to the command of the remote.

"Hi", was all Daniel could whimper. He went weak in the knees and could feel butterflies in his stomach. His clumsiness brought a smile on Lavina's face. A smile that Daniel could die for. Her smile stopped Daniel's world and transported him into a different world altogether.

She nodded her head and continued walking towards the Parking lot. She then turned back and saw Daniel still standing and gazing at her. Daniel's eyes followed her till they were obstructed by the thick concrete wall.

Mesmerized by her thoughts Daniel entered his bay. Her smile was all his eyes could see and her 'Hi' was all that was echoing in his ears. "I would never be able to talk to her if she keeps smiling that way", thought Daniel. Her smile was the most beautiful he had ever seen. It made his heart pound harder and put a halt to his thinking process. 


"The next time I meet her, I am gonna SPEAK and not behave like a complete idiot" thought Daniel smiling to himself.

Mumbai to Chennai

March 27 - 11:00 PM

The day was here. Train was to leave from Mumbai CST to Chennai in another 3 hours. Finally, the wait was almost over. But there was a very SMALL problem. 5 guys and 4 tickets. :) But this problem wasn't going to deter us. We had been through many such problems earlier.

All this while, Atul was under the impression that Ali wasn't coming and Ali assuming that Atul hadn't cancelled his ticket. Except for us 4, who were to board the train from CST, Atul decided to board the train from the Thane station.

12:30 PM

We found our seats, dumped our baggage, and got comfortable trying to soak the cool air conditioned compartment air after the hot and sultry Mumbai heat had sapped our energy. But this was not time to relax. We had a mission in hand. So hardly a minute later, we were back trying to come up with ideas on accommodating Atul in our compartment. And this was not easy with none of us having this kind of experience.

Signal turned green, train left the platform and we thought it’s time to tell Atul that he had to board the train ticket-less while we managed to cook up an idea. Given the hyper nature of Atul, none wanted to take a chance of calling him. Meanwhile, we struck a conversation with an elderly helpful couple just seated next to us for some expert advice. Uncle was of the opinion that Atul should buy a platform ticket and board the train. (*Not sure how this might have helped.*)

Then someone was struck with another brilliant idea - Calling Thakur's mom and asking her to reserve a ticket for us. (*Thakur's mom worked with Indian Railways and could use her priority quota to book us a ticket. What she did not know was, we were asking for a ticket of the same train which had already started its journey. (*A Little late?? Huh???*) :D

So in just 10 minutes, we 4 who thought of enjoying our journey were now busy on calls trying to arrange ONE ticket for our dear friend Atul. While Baiyya was speaking to Thakur's mom, Ali was speaking to the couple; Anna called up the soon-to-be bridegroom Kandu, the man for whom we were all travelling in the first place. He was asked to book an e-ticket but little did we know that the tickets cannot be booked once the train is already on its journey.

I was given the task of calming the hyperactive Atul and trying him to convince to board the train while others trying their luck in getting a ticket which now looked so much valuable like a winning lottery ticket. As the train was inching towards Thane station, all started getting more impatient. Ali then thought of a drastic step - sacrificing his seat for Atul. But then wise Bhaiyya spoke up - "You getting down won't make a difference as the ticket does not have Atul's name. So anyways Atul is gonna be in trouble."

Finally the train arrived at Thane station and as soon as we got down, we were blasted off by Atul. He was angry as we did not inform him that Ali was coming. Funny - isn’t it? He was the one who cancelled his ticket even after not being asked to and then we were getting blamed for all the mess. :)

Somehow, we convinced him to get inside the train and leave it on us to get him a ticket. Our plans of making him travel ticket-less didn’t seem so brilliant at this moment. After all, it’s not an hour journey where we can manage to hoodwink the Ticket Collector. We had to spend the next 28 hours in this compartment. It was not easy.

By now, apart from us 4, Kandu, his dad, his mom, his sis and his jiju, Thakur's mom were all aware of our adventure :)

Run out of all possible ideas, we decided to take the path of righteousness. We decided to approach the TC before he comes on his way punishing the defaulters and it was decided that Bhaiyya and Ali will do the talking as they were well aware of the train terminologies. Atul, I and Anna were supposed to be standing back rendering support. But, somehow Atul managed to sneak through and got talking and when he talks, the other person can only interrupt. :)

And soon, Atul managed to convince or should i say confuse the TC to consider his unusual case of getting in the train ticket-less. He assured that he will get him a ticket once he completes checking tickets of all passengers. That brought smiles back on our faces and almost an end to the adventure and entertainment to which all our co-passengers were subjected to :)

Soon after, Atul managed to get a 2 AC ticket for himself for a paltry fine of Rs. 90/-. Train was approaching Pune and we started to feel a sense of time. The most exciting 3 hours of the journey were over and our journey to Chennai had just started.

Chennai Superstars

28 hours before the Chennai Trip -

My mobile rings. I answer the call.
Me: "Hello"
Other end: "Acha... What time is the train?"
(I smiled to myself. This could be none other than Atul. No hi.. no hello... direct to the topic..)
Me: "I need to confirm with Bhaiyya (not referring to my brother - but Sanjith) and also I think Ali might not be able to make it though he is still to confirm."
Atul: "Should I cancel my ticket?" (When the tickets were booked, Bhaiyya had got confirmation from only 4. Atul was the 5th to make his decision to join us for Kandu's wedding in Chennai. So, he was supposed to be travelling in the 2nd class while we managed to secure our AC 3 Tier)
Me: "Hold on. Let Ali confirm. Don't cancel your ticket until I ask you to."
Atul: (Hyper as usual) "Thik hai. I will call you tomorrow to confirm."
Me: Okey dokey then. Bye.
Atul: --- (disconnected. No bye. I wasn't surprised. After all he doesnt believe in exchanging pleasantries over the phone.)


Next day - 1:00 PM

My phone rings again. I see Atul's name flashing on the screen.

Me: "Haan bol Atul." (learning to start conversations without Hi hellos from the master himself)
Atul: "Did Ali call you up? Is he coming? Should i cancel my ticket?"
Me: "I told you right. Don't cancel your ticket. I will let you know if you need to. Anyways let me speak to Ali. I will give you a call by 2:00 and let you know."
Atul: OK (Call disconnects)


2:45 PM

I call up Atul after having a conversation with Ali.
Me: "Ali hasn't still confirmed. So hold on to your horses."
Atul: (in frustrated tone)"I cancelled my ticket."
Me: (even more frustrated) "Kisne bola hero banne? What did I keep telling you? And why are u always in such a hurry?"
Atul: "You were supposed to call me by 2:00. So when you did not... I cancelled my ticket."
Me: "Great. Wonderful. I have nothing to say."
Atul: "Ok"
Me: "See you tomorrow at CST" (CST was the station where we were supposed to board the train to Chennai)

I thought to myself. Wow. What a start. Everything was so well planned unlike everytime. Tickets booked. Leaves approved. All set. All we had to do was get up tomorrow and board the train from CST. Next one week was gonna be all fun. But then we all love adventures and uncertainties on our trips. So our trip was incomplete without some last moment adventures. And this time Atul had set his mind to provide some of it to us.

Next part - What happens next? 4 tickets - 5 guys. How did we reach?
Coming Soon... :)

Gabbar Singh was a Gay?

English readers please excuse me this time as this time the post is in our national language as Gabbar was an illiterate outlaw who lived in the rocky terrains of Ramgad, a remote village in India with his henchmen.

Note - Mental stress caused to any Gabbar fan is hugely regreted as we are sure that this news will come as a huge jolt to many. But - remember this news is only exclusive to Animal Kingdom - Ekdum Junglee :)

Breaking News - Aaj hum aisa khulasa karenge jisse aapke hosh udd jayenge.... Ramgad ka sabse khoonkhar atankwaadi ek gay tha... hamare sutron ke ansusar hume yeh phuktha khabar mili hai ki Gabbar ke babbar poore Ramgad mein mashoor the... :D
Zara gaur farmaiye hamare inn khoofiya sutron ke khulase par...

Ek - gabbar ka poochna "Kitne aadmi the?" - iss baat se hume pata lagta hai ki Gabbar ko aadmi ki sankhya jaane mein bahut utsukta thi..... woh jaana chahte the... ki gaon mein naye sheher ke chore aaye.. aur unse kaise bach gaye..." :D
Do - Gabbar ka kehna "Teeno bach GAY" - yeh pukhta saboot hai jo Gabbar apne aadmiyon ko gay kehte hain..... :D

Teen - "Yeh haath humko de de Thakur" - Gabbar ka manpasand dialog - Thakur ka baar baar naa kehne par bhi Gabbar ka peeche padna.... jiss umar mein aadmi ne ek ladki ka haath maangna chahiye.. Gabbar uss umar mein Thakur ka haath maang rahe the.... chee bloody gay... :D

Chaar - "Kahaan haire tera jodidaar" - fir Gabbar ka Veeru par dore daalna.... ;)

Paanch - Basani ko kaanch par nacahana -isse iss baat ka yeh toh pata lagta hi hai.. ki Gabbar, Basanti ko apne raste se hatana chahte the.. taaki Veeru akela pad gaye.. aur fir Gabbar ke pyaar ke jaal mein fass jaye.... :D

Che - Gabbar to Gaonwaalon - "Agar apne biwi bachon kisalamati chahte ho.. toh woh do thakur ke laundon ko hamare hawale kar do " - Kya yeh sab Gabbar ke gaypann ka saboot nahi hai... na jane Sambha aur Kalia ne kya kya din dekhe the... :D aur Gabbar ka asli naam tha Gay Bar singh.... :D :D :D

Some Famous lines ever said...

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Guys.... I am back again, after a hibernation of almost 20 months. Not even sure if my fellow bloggers are updating their blogs. We are more into updating our statuses on Facebook these days. When I first logged in today, I was surprised that I remembered my password to login. With Gmail, Yahoo, MSN, Rediffmail, Facebook, Linkedin, eBay, Amazon, Office Email Password, VPN Password, Bank Account Login, Credit Card Login, ATM Card Password, Access Card Password, Mobile Voice mail Password, International Dialing Password... Passwords and Passwords... How am I supposed to remember so many characters and special characters with numbers squeezed in between for different logins? :D

But my friends, I took all the efforts to hack into my own account to update and try and revive some old memories. There are so many of them but I want to pen down some of the greatest and funniest dialogs ever said and wish they hadn't been said in the first place. Though this is a no Top Five List - please rate the best among these 5 on the right hand side of the blog page after reading. :D

Now, sit back, recollect these lines and enjoy the funny moments :D a

1. "Koi Aaye na aaye... apun dono pakka Goa jayenge...." - Atul to me

Dec 2004 - the Goa trip was in planning stage. I wanted to go and enjoy Goa but none from the Animal Kingdom was willing to commit. This was when Atul jumped to my rescue mouthing the most famous line ever - "Denzi... koi aaye na aaye.. apun dono pakka Goa jayenge.." No.. nothing great about this line. Its just that after saying it, he was the first one to drop out of the plan :D Something our politicians do it so well. Well done Atul. This famous dialog will go in the annals of Animal Kingdom as the one the best lines ever said :D

To this day, when we are sure we cant make it, we use this line as a mocking tool. :D

2. "Paise ka mat soch..." - Gala to Atul

Early 2005 after Goa trip when we started searching jobs to support our engineering degrees. :D Atul known to reject job offers just looking at the bold numbers on the offer letter was chatting with Gala about a new job offer. Gala and Ali had got into a field job which involved more travelling than a UPS or Fedex guy all over India installing the RF Antennas (or whatever) :P This was when Atul told Gala that he was interested and would like to take this job. Then he made a blunder of asking Gala about the salary to which Gala retorted - "Abe.. Paise ka mat soch.." which shocked Atul to the core. :D When you are known to take job profiles for a great money package, you are not expected to get such replies. After that Atul never dared to ask further about that profile.. :D

3. "Tum log sab kidhar gum gaye the???" - Builder to everyone

Sept 2001 - The engineering college group had planned a visit to the Mount Mary Fest at Bandra Fair. With such a huge group, everyone split into smaller groups and started on their journey. But then our Builder was very eager to show some famous places in Bandra as he completed his junior college from that part of the city. And who better to show than apna Bawa?? Builder had this good bonding technique then.. put his left arm around his buddy and then take him away from the group unmindful of his surroundings. And poor Bawa, did not know Builder so good enough those days and fell into his trap.. oops.. i mean arms... left arm to be precise.. :D

Then the under-arm guy did not have to do anything. Builder took him away from the group and showed him all the "best" places to hangout in Bandra. Bawa tried his best to slowdown so that the group catches up with them. But who can stop our Builder?? :D And Bawa's worst nightmare came true. They both got lost from the crowd and those were the days of landline phones. :P So no mobile phone to the rescue. Having no choice and with in such a crowded place like Bandra Fair, they roamed on their own. Whether they had a good time or not - Bawa would be the right person to answer. So, Bawa please open up today..We want to know. :D

Take 2 - Next Day - College Cafeteria - Naveen delivers his most famous line ever - "Tum log sab kidhar gum gaye the??? in front of the crowd to which he got the most sensible/funny/sarcastic reply - "Abe ghumte 10 log nahi.... Do ghumte hain..." :D We wont ever forget this incident Naveen...Hats off for this one ;)

4. "Tu hamesha mere saath aisa hi karta tha Thakur" - Kandu to Thakur

Though its just a line - its shows the deep chemistry between Kandu and Thakur. :D Thakur known for his flamboyant style, sometimes did not devote time for Kandu and managed to wriggle out of his commitments made to Kandu by saying his famous and most widely used word - "Sorry yaar"... but how much can one take it?? When it reached the threshold of his patience, Kandu almost cried out to Thakur... "Tu hamesha mere saath aisa hi karta tha Thakur" - Now that Kandu is getting married... lets keep this matter hush hush till he completes his wedding vows :D

5. "Prod ET Bhai Bhai" - Pakya and Bawa to each other

May 2004 in some bar in Dombivli - We had officially completed our last ever exam of engineering (KTs not taken into account) ;) It felt so good after completing those torturous 4 years of engineering, countless assignments, long KT queues with a Rs. 420 DD in one hand, boring lectures, long tiring journeys to college, big fat engineering definitions and fundas to cramp in the exams. Ah!!! It was the day when we all felt... we all had been waiting for.. a feeling that one has been released from all the bonds and chains... But we were wrong... ;) Life outside engineering college is not so kind. No second chances like in engineering days...

With 10 beer bottles and a packet of cigarettes down, Pakya and Bawa discovered their love for each other. And who could stop them after that. All they did was - Get up together, plant a kiss on each others cheeks, give each other a tight hug while we held the chairs below them so that they could land perfectly. This line holds the record for being repeated multiple times in a span of 2 hours. We lost count the number of times they kissed and hugged each other saying the same slogan... "Prod ET Bhai Bhai"

Guys.. this is not the end... we have many more lines... which need to be published.. to remind ourselves of those greatest moments we spent together.. :) So keep watching... We are Back :)