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Scary -- Haan??? So, you guys have seen Atul Chaudhary in all possible moods. Now for some description about this guy. Actually, I had to scan through my entire album to find all these wonderful snaps.

The reason I am taking so much efforts to write about this total useless chap is its his Happywala Birthday today and he is the first guy from our group who has already decided the venue of the place where he is gonna be looted. (Birthday Treat!!!). Norammy, we guys have to drag the Birthday Boy to the restaurants to satisfy our bellies. We all love free food and have monster appetites.

Ok...time for some comedy now. I am gonna put down some of the infamous incidents which have taken place Atul's life so that someday when his children or grandchildren read this small little post...they can have a hearty laugh. So, here I go...

The incident that was witnessed in a local train - The Animal Kingdom was returning from Churchgate comfortably seated at the window. The train started moving and soon the next approaching station was Dadar. We all glanced at Atul. Since he stays in Thane... he was supposed to get down here. But, I guess he was uninterested to get down all alone. So, he planned to get down at Andheri with Anna and Naveen. A bus from Andheri was supposed to get him to his place. So, when Andheri was approaching, all 3 got up to leave. That unfateful day, Atul was carrying my precious album of Goa pics.

While he was standing to get down at the station, he felt something warm on the backside of his shirt. He ignored it assuming it be the hot Mumbai weather. But, later when he got down, he got the shock of his life. Do you guys want to know what the warm thing was??? No clues for guessing!!! It was WAQAR!!! Yes, some sick had puked on him. And the WAQAR was all over his shirt. Poor guy had to walk to the railway canteen and get some water to wash his dirty linen in public at midnight.

The next day when he called up and told me about the story, my first question to him was, “What about my photo album? I hope it is in good shape.” And when the answer was in affirmative I was relieved and started rolling on the floor laughing. I was not laughing because he was puked upon. But because he chose to be puked upon. He could have got down in Dadar... but he chose to travel the longest route and experienced a eeky leaky mouth output.

Atul is the most famous in our group for uttering a famous dialogue “Koi aaye…na aaye…main toh sure aa raha hoon….hum dono zaroor jayenge…” To know the complete story click here. To cut the long story short, he spoke these words when almost the entire group who had planned a Goa outing had backed out and Atul was also asked about the same. It was this moment that he chose to say these golden words. But, a day later he backed out totally disregarding his statement like a politician does after winning the elections.

Seems I have said enough. After some lashings, its time for some goodies. Well, I know Atul since the first year of my engineering college days. Hyperactive, energetic, lively, bubbly, active are the words that can best describe this guy. Always smiling and planning something, he is quite unpredictable. The center of attraction of all the plans...he never misses our group meetings. He sings praises of the product he uses and rebukes all its competitors. When he uses Airtel, it is the considered as the best service provider and now that distinction goes to Trump.

Totally passionate about Linux, he loves to hate Bill Gates and all his products. Armed with loads and loads of knowledge...he has an answer to every question. And I can safely bet that no one can beat him in any technical debate. I don't know from where he gathers this information from, but he possesses tremendous knowledge that can challenge the smartest of IITians. I, Tarun, Naveen bear the testimony to this fact. We have seen him discuss Robotics and HAM Radio with IITians who looked at him with their mouths wide open. An avid fan of Dexter, Cartoon Network and his PC... he can be seen online the moment he is up in the morning.
With talent to go places, he is still stuck with our Nikamma and Awaara Animal Kingdom. We all believe that if he uses his potential in the right direction, there is no one who can stop him. He is the guy in our group who if even selected in NASA will not be surprising. Because we believe - HE CAN.

I guess I have praised him enough to extract a nice treat. I hope he falls for this trap. So, Happy Birthday Atul once again on behalf of the Animal Kingdom. If your party fails to live upto our expectations, get ready for another post that will reveal many more and wicked truths...(Remember Mr. Bombastic???) So...better play a good host... ;-D