Go Goa-- Part IV

At last!!! The wait is over…. Its finally here… Yes… the new post is up…

Now the post gets really interesting....more interesting than it can get....As we said we were sitting on the back seat of the bus….chatting with the girls…the same age old theory of introductions….time was just flying by…..we didn’t realize that we had reached Calungute beach....as soon as we got down from the bus we went to purchase some booze...we thought that we will join the girls once we take our dose of the booze..

We purchased one bottle of vodka…but it was over by the time we reached the beach…
so Tarun asked us to get another bottle...but I was not in the mood to go…I was missing the girls...they were nowhere to be seen…But we knew that Tarun’s powerful radar would not give way….even though he was on a high…. So we left to buy some booze…When we were back with booze…what do we see… Tarun was as usual Fultoo Tight but he had spotted the beauties in the crowded beach…...They were playing in the water…Denzi and I immediately joined them to give them company…. we splashed water on each other and had a gala time….I asked Tarun whether he is coming...guess what he said "Main doob jaoonga" … So we left him on the shore...he was happy sitting there with the bottle and ogling at the babes… when we came out of the beach…he started asking me "Where are the room keys???"...I told him its in the bag....then again after 10-15mins again he started asking the same bloody question… "Where are the keys??"...by then I understood he is 'Fultoo Gone'

We were totally tired after all the fun in the water and went towards the bus…After getting into the bus all wet…we started playing antakshari with the girls....Tarun was sitting quietly....So one of the girl sitting next to him asked us whats the matter… I told her that he is feeling a bit high....(This was my mistake …I did not know I would have to pay for this mistake)...So that girl waved her hand in front of Tarun eyes and after that… the whole day he was asking us what was she doing and how the hell did she know that he was drunk...

Later in the evening we were taken to Agauda fort (the place where 'Dil Chahta Hai was shot'… and there Tarun started telling us that he wants to speak to one of the girls...coz she was staring at him and yes we agree she was indeed staring at him......he might have said it almost 7-8 times that he wants to speak to that girl....Poor Denzil had to bear him all through the fort tour….when we came outside the fort... We decided to click photos…the whole group of 9 posed for the photos…We thought this would be the last time we were together.. I was sitting next to the most beautiful looking girl in the group...jackpot...the bus was parked a long way ahead...so there i with my golden chance...I started talking to her....We did have a good conversation…

In the bus back home…I was busy talking with MY BABE…One of those gals asked Denzi and Tarun about their plans for the 31st night…they said they were planning for a big blast in one of the best discs in Goa….This excited the gals...they too were planning a blast in one of the discs but were not able to arrange for passes… TITO’s was the place..we too desperately wanted passes to TITO’s….but were not able to do so…Thus it was decided…We took the gals numbers and they took ours…We decided to inform each other if in case we were able to get hold of the passes…Our destination was nearing…and all of a sudden it was decided that all of us would go together and check out a pub at Panaji….But before that...we had booked tickets for ourselves for a cruise ride…

Our destination arrived…We had to separate…we guys left for our ferry show and the gals went to their room after agreeing to call each other and confirm the plan for the night..

The ferry ride was very boring…Our minds were distracted…We wanted company…we wanted to be with the gals…I was busy trying their number…but for some reason was not able to contact them...I was totally frustrated…The ferry ride was over…we walked towards the bus stop…I was trying their phone all the way…you should have seen the disappointment on my face…I even tried to call them from a STD booth but to no avail…Tarun and Denzi had lost hope…Tarun was back to his senses by then… Denzi and Tarun decided its best to go home and forget the gals….I was about to agree...but thought of giving it a last try…I sent her a message…it worked…they sent me another number to contact them...i immediately spoke to them and took their address…We had the last bus to Margao in front of us…Tarun and Denzi said it would be wise catching the bus and going back home…else we would be spending about 650 bucks to get back home…I thought for a while and said i'm going and i'm ready to pay the taxi fare...."Pehli baar ladki itna baav diya hai"....Denzil said "Mereko chalega" as usual and Tarun had to agree....then we were there below their hotel …We had to change our clothes…so there we were in their room…guys guys...please don’t jump to conclusions.. we just had a wash …changed clothes and left to have dinner…After dinner, we went straight to the nearby disc…But the disc was awful… they were planning to go to the beach… as usual i was ready...Denzil was "Muje chalega" and Tarun was thinking.... then we caught a taxi and reached Calungute beach

As soon as we reached Calungute beach, the guy from their group asked us for some drinks…So we ordered some vodka…and this time we were not alone...we had the gals for company…They too helped us finish the bottle...This is where the real excitement begins…everyone started grooving to the lively music…I was busy chatting with MY BABE…Denzi was enjoying the music and dance…Tarun was there enjoying close body dancing with the female who was staring at him…after the dance these guys came to have some food… I was looking at Tarun… There sure was something fishy between the gal and him…(please contact Tarun for more details)....After food , they started dancing again.. I could sense MY BABE was feeling a bit high.... I took her for a walk, don't worry nothing happened here also i was talking to her…This went on all through the night…It was about 5 in the morning when we realized that its time we go home…You won’t believe Denzi and Tarun were dancing for about 4-5 hrs on a trot..

This was the craziest thing we had ever done in our entire lifes....we reached the house and slept for only 2 hours....wonder why....to be continued in the next post ...

This only gets more interesting..doesn't it????

Go Goa-- Part III

Day 3 was not all that eventful.. we visited Old Goa.. wanted to see St. Francis Xavier’s Body which was on display for the last time in India… but the huge line out there discouraged us…but we went to the church… don’t know what all prayed for…but am sure someone among us prayed for a wonderful time we were yet to spend in Goa…yes the remaining 2 days in Goa 30th and the 31st of December 2004 were days none of us can ever forget….And hey thanks to Conan (Our junior from Mech)… His parents advised that we book a Goa tour as it would save us time and money…We did as advised…Booked 3 North Goa tour tickets for the 30th…

Day 4—30th of December…We got up early as the tour was to start from Panaji at 9:30…had to reach Panaji by 9:15 at least…. Naveen was the first to get ready… as Denzi and I were still trying to get away from the morning blues…Naveen thought its time for some much needed workout session…He started with his crunches…He somehow managed to put in about 15 mins of crunching (hoping to get six packs immediately)…. Finally Denzi and I got ready… and we were off to enjoy our second last day in Goa…

We boarded a bus from Margao and luckily Naveen got a seat immediately… Denzi and I were bearing the crowd…reminded me of the Bombay local trains… We noticed certain weird expressions on Naveen’s face all through the journey… maybe the crowded bus troubled him…but no….Naveen had something else stored…When we alighted at Panaji bus stand at 9:25…. Naveen asked me if I have 2 rupees change… We were baffled.. we thought that what the hell will he do with 2 rupees.. Then Naveen revealed us his problem… A huge problem indeed… The heavy crunches had taken toll on him…For those who did not understand…He had to attend to nature call immediately…. And our tour bus was scheduled to leave in 5 mins….now what….Denzi and me were cursing Naveen…. why did he have to exercise so hard…did he think that those 6 pack abs will show up in a day...angry and giggling at the same time we decided that we should go ahead and try to stop the tour bus to leave….

We reached the tour office…a beautiful looking orange colored bus was waiting for us…we asked the driver to wait for a few minutes…. But he refused… he asked us not to worry as there will be many buses after this…The bus left leaving Denzi and me wondering whether the other buses would be as good as this one… Most of the buses in Goa were not good enough to travel for a whole day.. the one we missed was an exception…

Finally, Naveen arrives… Denzi and me gave him an earful.. in the meanwhile, a not so good looking bus came and we were asked to get in to that.. We had no other option… The bus was full…it had only about 3 seats empty…We got in… and looked around the mini bus.. the bus was filled with families and groups of people in their 40’s… but wait….on the last seat….THERE WERE GALS…..a big group of gals…..V being the very decent guys…did not have our tongues rolling out and shouting…AHOOGAAAAA…. We acted normally and settled ourselves on the first seats….none of us saw the gals properly… all of us just knew there were gals behind… none of us knew how they looked…

Our first stop was at a temple… all of us alighted…it was then we saw the gals for the first time...there were 5 of them…and wait there was one guy accompanying them…5 gals and 1 guy….lucky guys we all thought… One of these gals was very beautiful….the rest looked very very bitchy….

At the temple also we did not show any interest…. The guy from their group walked up to us and asked Naveen to click a photo for them… we did not show any enthusiasm and Naveen quietly clicked their photos and came back… nothing much transpired after that till our next destination…VAGATOR beach…

Vagator beach was good….a small beach but a clean and good one.. Denzi and Naveen were busy shooting photos….don’t know what they came to Goa for…they were totally modeling for each other…while I walked all the way to the market for some much needed booze….When I came back…what I see…Denzi and Naveen are posing high up on the rocks….looked like some fashion shoot going on…

Finally…after a round of vodka…. Naveen and I had a dip in the sea while Denzi preferred to stay out and click photos… The gals were there near us but we did not pay head to them…Sorry….the WE does not include Naveen…We could see Naveen trying to get a glimpse of them almost every minute…

After spending some time on the beach, we went back to the bus…the tour guide then said we would be having food now before we go to our next destination…

So we were taken to a hotel to have food…While we ordered food…we could see these chicks sitting at one end of the hotel and fagging…yes these gals were smoking…We immediately thought looks like we are in for some fun…..

Naveen started to get desperate by then…he desperately wanted to talk to them… he was saying that after lunch he would go and talk to them…he said he would go and sit on the last seat with them…Denzi and I thought he was going nuts…but then Lady Luck knocked our doors…the tour guide walked up to us and asked us for a favor….guess what … she wanted us to sit on the back seat with the gals as the uncles sitting with them were drunk and were playing hanky panky…we told the guide that its ok with us but is it ok with the gals…and guess what she replied…the gals had asked her to do so….need we say more…By this time the guy from their group walked up to us and asked if it was ok with us….We told him not to worry and will join them on their back seat….

So we were at the back seat of the bus with gals all around us….

I know u guys are very eager to know what happened after that…but sorry guys… due to heavy work load in office…I have to stop here…we shall continue with the story in our next post…Promise…

Please post in comments…It is your comments that inspire us to write more….

Go Goa-- Part II

Continuing from where we left on 27th …we woke up at 8.00 in the morn…it was very difficult getting up so early… but we had a quick wash and left for our expedition…We were at Calungate beach by 10am......As we were walking towards the beach we thought of purchasing some Vodka so that we could sip it on the beach. But we did not have the patience of even mixing anything with it....So we started drinking it raw.....

After taking a few steps we saw a guy making tattoos.. so we thought of getting ourselves tattooed for those Macho looks....Tarun was the first person to get himself tattooed. .. But the guy was taking a long time so I thought that I will make it later....Then we started walking towards the beach....Suddenly Tarun pointed me towards some pretty girls who were getting themselves tattooed....I could not resist myself and told him that i'm going there...

Tarun told me to bring the girls along with me...I was on a high...as the vodka had started doing what it was supposed to do....I went there and was waiting for my turn ...in the meanwhile I started talking to those girls....I even asked them whether they would like to join us for lunch, but hard luck as they said they had come on a college trip and were leaving after some time.....seriously speaking they were SUPER BABES from Chandigarh.

When I came back and told Tarun that they won't be able to join us....Tarun said let me speak to them....Myself and Denzil knew that he would mess it up….Any one could look at Tarun and say that he was not in his senses...(He was Fulltoo Tight)… So we diverted his attention and took him towards the beach.

The beach was a little crowded....So we started walking towards the other end where we saw many firangs.. We could see many topless firings sunbathing and swimming in the sea…. we were excited seeing them in the beginning and u know who got the most excited, as usual Tarun. He said "Main jaake baat karega..dekh tu" Denzil was trying to hold him back in the beginning but then I said "Let him go.. Mujhe pata hai uske g*** mein dum nahi hai.. see he will not go and if he does go and do something stupid I will handle the situation"...so Denzil let him go...he started walking towards that topless Firang...then he came back saying she was not that good looking...I told Denzil "Bola tha nahi jayega...g*** mein dum nahi hai".

Nothing special happened thereafter....we were admiring the scenic beauty of the place and the people around us…. I hope u understand what I mean....We also clicked some photographs…..We did not realize that we had covered 3 beaches (Calungate, Candolim and Sinquerim)at a stretch…it was already 6 in the evening...and we thought of going back...while we were walking back we met a group of firangs who were enjoying some good music.. Two beautiful firangs were dancing and two were playing drums.. ....We were standing there and watching and suddenly realized that Tarun was not to be seen anywhere around....Myself and Denzil were wondering were the hell did he go....we started looking around and this "son of a gun" was standing there talking to one beautiful firang dancer .....we were stunned to see him there. For those who are curious to know…her name was Fiona..Man she was really beautiful...He did speak to a firang after all...that too a beautiful one.....

After sometime they stopped playing music....and said that they will be back after 45mins .. they also asked us to join them and have fun coz they were having a bon fire...so we thought of having our dinner....we were very hungry as we did not have our lunch....(damn Tarun and the girls)....it was a long way back we had to walk a lot before we could eat...

After having dinner….Tarun started advising us that we should not return back to that place….as it could be dangerous coz those firang guys were taking cocaine and other drugs and also there were no Indians in that group…..To confirm…Denzil even asked a police man whether it is safe to go there and enjoy....i told Tarun and Denzil "I'm going no matter what…I’ve never experienced a rave party and I wanna enjoy this now coz its now or never … No one can stop me…..that's why we came to Goa for, right?"....

So we started walking towards the same place and on the way they were trying to convince me not to go....But I had decided that come what may…I am not gonna listen to them…. After all i had heard that rave parties are fun…dreaming about these thoughts we ultimately we reached there...and to my utter surprise there was nothing there….they had already finished playing the music.....the bon fire was extinguished….we were all dejected and feeling rejected....now we had to return back again…it was a long journey back… we had to cover 3 beaches….we reached the beach entrance at 11 in the night…there were no buses around… the last bus had left Panjim at 21:00 hours…so we had to hire a cab which cost us 650 bucks....for a mere 20 kilometers….traveling in Goa is a costly affair....anyways the story gets more interesting in the coming posts… coz I know what you all are waiting for…

Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye!!!

Hi Friends,
I want to make an important announcement. This is a very important day in the history of the Animal Kingdom. So we wanted the entire blog fraternity to know what this occassion is all about. This occasion will be celebrated by the entire Animal Kingdom. All the species of the Animal Kingdom are hereby informed that we will all be celebrating this occassion together. "Iss mauke pe kuchh mitha ho jaye.. kyonki...


We are celebrating the Birthday of one of our specie... Guess who it is?????? Still connecting???? Yes it is Naveen.... Its' Naveens Happywala Birthday today... So guys plz wish him...
P.S. All the species of the Animal Kingdom will be spotted this Saturday in the College Festival. And one more thing... Naveen will be giving his birthday bash on that day. Everyone is invited. No gifts and Plz. wear leather shoes for this occasion as you can present hiM .... BIRTHDAY BUMPS.....

Go Goa-- Part I

Colva Beach, originally uploaded by denzdm.

We want to thank all those who appreciated our blog and those who didn’t as well…. Well jokes apart…. We know that you all are very eagerly waiting for our new post…. But as you all know ‘Sabar ka Fal Mitha Hota Hai’. We don’t know whether the fruit will be sweet or not….if it is not….consult an ENT specialist and check your taste buds…Hahahaha…..

Well now getting back to the point…we thought of dedicating our new post to GOA… Yes we had been to Goa.. The story is unfolded in this post… Since we were in Goa for 5 days… we thought of dividing our Goa experience in 3 parts….So be with us as the story unfolds.. we don’t want you to miss any part of it….

In the last post we had given a brief description about our Animal Kingdom….By now you all know the characteristics and the lifestyle of each specie…..

So here we go GOA…. Enjoy yourselves.. and yes… your comments will be appreciated…Both bad and good…(Good ones are more welcome)….

In case anyone wants to visit Goa... we have a useful link with the map at this link.. Map of Goa ..... Also there are some cheap accomodations availabe in Goa at Rs. 500/day... Cheap Accomodation

Go GOA….(Part I)


We guys were never so excited before….yes..the whole gang from college was going for a picnic to guess where…Goa….and when…December 26th…new year time….we guys going crazy thinking of the fun we gonna have…beaches…sand…..wine….parties….and more importantly…BABES……this was gonna be the best new year bang ever……

How did all this begin…..????? we guys met up as usual on a weekend evening and suddenly decided to make this new year memorable…and how….GOA was the place……Atul, as usual, enthusiastic about the plan…Rehan agreed….Shirish never says NO…Amit, Prashant and Kaustubh agreed to join in…Denzi is ready…the guys in question now were..Naveen and myself….

Denzi is now busy cooking up reasons for his leave application…his uncle’s wedding…no..my wedding…house warming..and god know what other reasons….Finally …Denzi goes to his manager and surprisingly she approves his leave without any questions…..My leave is also approved….

And Guys…know what…Naveen is gonna have severe appendix probs and has to be operated…every damn certificate is gonna be prepared…and guess who is gonna arrange it for him…ATUL….as usual very excited…

In the meanwhile Denzi gets a call from his friend Dipti…that she too is going to Goa….. She stays with her family in Goa and is working in Mumbai…So now we have got one more person for company....All done…no one can stop us from going to Goa……

Now the problem….TICKETS….no tickets available….no train tickets ..no bus tickets….and here comes the angel….Ameya….to help us…9 bus tickets are booked…

24th Dec---(2 days to go) “All my bags are packed…ready to go…” remember the song by John Denver…humming it all the way to office…We get a call…Rehan, Shirish, Atul…all have got new jobs..and they may not be able to make it….now what…tickets booked…difficult to cancel at this time…Amit has got severe fitness problems…he is not able to make it to Goa… He has cold, cough and fever..… So backs out… but he has got the permission to play cricket in Mumbai the whole day but not freak out in Goa….Kaustubh naturally backs out…Prashant can’t travel by bus so he too backs out…

Naveen and I decide not to go if we are only 3 of us…..Denzi is adamant..”I am going” and guess who stands by him…. ATUL…..he says… “ Koi aaye…na aaye…main toh sure aa raha hoon….hum dono zaroor jayenge…”

Also the room at Goa was not booked..Amit was to do that for us… He says “ Don’t worry…Ho jayega”… but we obviously are not gonna depend on that….So Denzi asks Dipti to book a room for us… She asks her dad and a room is arranged for us in Vasco….and then there is a miracle… Amit also gets a room booked for us in Margoa….As Margoa is strategically located… we decide to stay there..

26th Dec (D-Day )morning it was all finalized…. Denzil…Dipti…Naveen and Myself are going….Atul who was sure of going, backs out…so it’s the guys who were not sure of going ready with their bags packed…and guys sure of making it taking calls on their desk….

26th evening…4 PM…we guys boarded the bus at Borivali….I was still thinking whether I have made the right decision of going to Goa…just the 3 of us??? but then we decided…..come what may…we guys are gonna freak out….

The journey to Goa was uneventful…..We were tired and the bus driver….A die hard Rock fan….was blasting his speakers away….we guys were seated just below the speakers….somehow we managed to catch some sleep… but seriously speaking…sleeping in a bus is no easy job…I found sleeping on the Thane bus stand (Remember RAIT fest) much more comfortable…

We were once again woken up, early in the morning, by some not so pleasant loud music….it was about 6 in the morning…never on a vacation have I got up so early….. Goa was nearing…..(Yippie!!!)

27th morning…Dipti got down at Vasco and we at Kadamba bus stand (Margao)….. We contacted Amit’s uncle and finally got into the room…Amit’s uncle was shocked…just the 3 of us….he was expecting 9….he took us to the room he had arranged for us….the room was huge…it was for 9 of us… but fine..it was ok…we placed our bags and immediately left to book our return tickets…..We were in for a shock at Margao railway station…no tickets to Mumbai for the 1st of Jan…. There were 1st class tickets costing about a 1000 bucks……and if we guys do not reach office on the 3rd…we would never have to go to office again…..Denzi was ready to settle in Goa… said it’s a good idea..just put up a restaurant on the beach and entertain people…make money in the 4 months of vacation and then laze around the remaining 8 months….this was life…but seriously we had to get back…..but how… we were going from agent to agent for bus tickets…..no tickets available…finally…we managed to book 3 tickets to Mumbai for the 1st…..

Once assured of being able to get back to Mumbai in time, we left for Colva beach..the closest from Margao…. Without wasting any time…got to the first wine shop and picked up bottles of beer…the beach was pretty crowded…so we decided to just walk to the sides…a bit ahead..where the beach was empty… just the 3 of us and a few other firings … we sat there…boozed..clicked photos and decided our plan of action….

It was decided…we are gonna go to north Goa the next day…North Goa is the most happening place in Goa..lots of beaches…lots of babes…. Lots of firangs….


By now the sun was setting….casting its long shadows….indicating the end of the day.. We had our dinner at a nearby restaurant… The Goan fish curry was simply terrific….hmmmm… After the dinner we returned home and had a bath…the water was icy cold..brrr..it was chilly…after that Naveen called up his Manager from his mobile and said that he was not feeling well and so wont be able to make it to office…(a big liar)…Naveen was the only smarty from our group to bring his mobile…after all he needed his mobile to call up his manager to keep him informed about his health status…hhaha..

Then it was time to catch some sleep….we had to wake up early so that we could enjoy our next day on the golden sands and sky blue waters of Goa…..
Now guys…in the next post you all will discover how Naveen managed to impress a girl.. flat in 2 days… So keep visiting to know more about our adventures… You don’t wanna miss this….Do u??