No Smoking!!!

Suddenly the air seems less polluted... there has been drop down in the suphates floating in the air.... No it is not because of the rains... It is because many youngsters have stopped aping our HEROS on screen...and as a result stopped SMOKING WHAT A JOKE!!!

According to a recent law passed by the Censor Boards... the characters are not allowed to smoke on the screen...If they do smoke then a message should be flashed on the screen saying "Smoking is Injurious to Health". According to the Government the youngsters smoke coz their idols on screen do so...

I don't agree with this new rule... It is not because I smoke... In fact I have never smoked in my life and I hate Passive smoking... But even then I want to ask you whether you think this new rule will bring down the smoking rate??? I don't think so...

What do you think about all the action movies where the Hero kills the Villian and thrashes the goons coz they did injustice to him and his family when he was a small kid... Doesn't this influence the youngsters to take up Guns and kill their enemies????

What about the Item Numbers they show on screen??? Doesn't it tempt the youth to visit dance bars??? Is this less harmful than smoking???

I think the Government just wants some cheap publicity.... If it is really concerned about Smoking.... then let them hike the taxes levied on Cigarretes and other forms of tobacco... What Say???

The Birthday Boy

On this day.... many many years ago.... .... an Animal was born in the jungles of Animal Kingdom...... He was named SHIRISH -- meaning Flower or Rain Tree .... (name meaning courtesy -- Google ).

So the ANIMAL KINGDOM wishes Shirish MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY!!!

May you inaugrate your new venture "ANNA's -- THE BAR" soon.....

Now comes the question everyone was waiting for..... "WHEN IS THE PAAARRRTTTTYYYYY???"

Jaane Kyon?

Has it ever happened to you that you watched a movie and then wondered why doesn't this happen in REAL Life???

Well, it has definitely happened to me..... Here are some of my expert observations which I would like to share with you all:

Disclaimer: The writer is suffering from mental imbalance. The contents of the post are extremely insane. Read it at your own RISK.

1. Why doesn't the HERO\HEROINE ever brush their teeth in the morning?

2. Why doesn't the HERO pay the autorickshaw or the taxi fare when he gets out of the vehicle while chasing someone in hot persuit?

3. Why doesn't the HERO\HEROINE get a cold when they get wet in the rain?

4. Why doesn't the HERO show any bruises on the body the next day after a bloody fight with the GOONDAS?

5. From where does a HERO learn his shooting skills? coz he can shoot the GOONDAS without wasting any bullets.

6. Why does the Rich Guy have to fall in love with a poor Gal?

7. Why does the HEROINE look so fresh and her night dress is all neat without any creases even after waking up in the morning?

8. Why do the detectives wear long coats and a hat if they don't want to get noticed?

9. Why does the best friend of the HERO fall in love with the best friend of the HEROINE?

10. How does the HERO manage to sing so well to impress his girl?

Hey Guys... don't kill me for my insane comments... coz U all know Main Aisa Ky0on Hoon!!!