Friday, February 25, 2005

Species of the Animal Kingdom

Hi friends,

This is our first blog. We were all inspired by your blogs. So we guys thought of creating our own new blog. This is why you are reading this.
Hey wait a sec. You must be wondering who the hell are "WE". Well, "WE" comprises of all the names listed below . Now that we have given our introduction, let us start.


This Animal Kindom also known as Kingdom Animalia consists of 12 endangered species. Each specie is one of a kind. Though all of them show different characteristics, they show a tendency to stay together. All of them can be found in groups. The most amazing fact about this kingdom is that there are no fights between them. Scientific studies have proved that each of the specie is very unique.

Though there is less interaction of some species at the present but still they are in constant touch with each other. Some of the species still meet on weekendsand have a great time. For more information on each of these species read the classification below. These species can be spotted anywhere in Mumbai or sometimes near any tourist spots in India.

Note: All the information given is true to the best of our knowledge. We reserve all the rights for the information provided. Reproduction of this data by any means is strictly prohibited. Do so at your own risk.

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GENUS: Ali

AKA: Bulli, Chulbulli, Sheikh Chilli

Likes to call himself as: John Abraham

MOST USED LINE: “Choco”

TRAITS: Slender and heighted like a Bamboo
Fragile and delicate body (Please handle with care)
Official Bakra of the group
Likes to brag in front of girls (For more info contact Manager)
Sweet talker when he wants any info about a girl

SPOTTED : Anywhere in northern part of India (Currently in Patna)

ACHIEVEMENTS: Managed to survive after being tormented and subjected to third degree torture from the group

Our Vision After 10 Years: Still trying to figure out how did Manager impress so many girls

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GENUS: Ameya

AKA: Thakur, Manager

Likes to call himself as: Arjun Rampal (Do you remember the fashion show--JaanLeva?)

MOST USED LINE: “Sorry Yaar…..”

TRAITS: Is the common link between the guys and gals (Mandwali Badshah)
Believes in saying Sorry and ending all grudges
Was the unofficial stud of the college (Hope the gals agree…)
King of Taang Dena- only for guys(Calls up at the last moment to say he is unavailable)

SPOTTED: Mindspace ki galiyon mein

ACHIEVEMENTS: Managed to solve the ‘misunderstandings’ between the guys and gals

Our Vision After 10 Years: Author of the best selling book “Managing Gals made easy by Thakur”


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GENUS: Amit

AKA: Prod, Bawa, Nature Boy, Naik Naik and Kamzor Kali

Likes to call himself as: Devgan

MOST USED LINE: “Oh Shit”

TRAITS: The delicate darling of the group (Hence Kamzor Kali)
Requires thorough ventilation for survival (Needs all the windows open at night)
Stares at a girl with mouth wide open till she is out of sight
An avid cricket fan (Watches cricket matches even during Maths KT exams)


SPOTTED: In his building compound with his mouth wide open (Plz. Understand)

ACHIEVEMENTS: Cleared Maths I after 6 attempts (Phew!!!)

Our Vision After 10 Years: Clearing Fitness Exam in 1st attempt (We hope…Dua karo)


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GENUS: Anil

AKA: Jhurani, Jumanji

Likes to call himself as: ----

Most used line: “Bus kya yaar…”

TRAITS: Receding hairline and exceeding paunch (Beer belly) makes him a balanced gentleman
Believes in ordering something different from the group (Learnt a lesson doing so)
Fond of Aloos (
Potatoes in any form)

SPOTTED: Playing ‘Age of Empires’ in the wee hours of the morning

ACHIEVEMENTS: Undisputed champion of ‘Mind Games’

Our vision after 10 years: Married to the most beautiful girl in Australia


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GENUS: Atul

AKA: Vicks ki Goli

Likes to call himself as: Dexter

MOST USED LINE: “Sahi hai….”

TRAITS: Most hyperactive
At the center of all plans
Likes to talk technical stuff (which goes over our head)
Immensely talented and has the potential to confuse the best of the scholars or IITians around (NASA please note)

SPOTTED: At most robotic competitions with his little robot

ACHIEVEMENTS: Has won every technical debate till date (Undisputed champ)

Our vision after 10 years: Successfully proving Atul’s 3 laws of Telecom and bagging a Nobel Prize

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GENUS: Denzil

AKA: Denzi, Pao

Likes to call himself as: Devil

MOST USED LINE: “
Chalega...”

TRAITS: “Chehre pe mat jaao..Apni aakal lagaao”. Looks innocent but far from being so.
Got those mischievous look in his eyes…(Gals say so…)
Always up to something… got an answer to every damn question…always a funny one…

SPOTTED: Just can’t say where u can find him or should I say with whom you find him….

ACHIEVEMENTS: Cleared Mechanics I and II in 5 attempts each (Now…. Isn’t that a great achievement?)

Our vision after 10 years: Making sine waves in the Telecommunication World


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Genus: Naveen

AKA: Navandi (derived from Suppandi), Connecting & Builder

Likes to call himself as: King of the World

MOST USED LINE: “I’m the man of the moment”

TRAITS: Please give him some time to connect before u expect an answer from him..
Is the only fitness freak in the group…
Has very good biceps and is currently working on 6 pack abs…

SPOTTED: Doing his second set of crunches in his gym

ACHIEVEMENTS: Impressed a gal in 2 days flat (Details to follow in the next blog)

Our vision after 10 years: Having a ‘V’ shaped body with 6 pack abs and 21” biceps ( Most likely within a year)


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GENUS: Prashant

AKA: Chindi, Public

Likes to call himself as: Uncle

MOST USED LINE: “Chal be.....”

TRAITS: Please don’t mess around with his bike.
Has this uncanny knack of uttering the most pakao PJ’s at the wrong time (When gals are around)
Tries to be the best photographer around (He seriously needs training in photography)
Is a nocturnal animal

SPOTTED: Mulund mein ghoomta hoga..apne jaan ke saath..(Gals..don’t worry..its his bike..)

ACHIEVEMENTS: Has driven the car on footpaths and dividers without killing any pedestrians (An immensely talented Night Driver)

Our vision after 10 years: The second Indian in F1 (If u don’t believe us get into his car once)

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GENUS: Pritam

AKA: Pakya

Likes to call himself as: Johnny Bravo

Most used line: “Haan Kya?”

TRAITS: Has immense talent in impressing gals over the phone (Also tried other communication methods like messenger but was unsuccessful)
Is the undisputed GURU of Mumbaiya (Punter) language {Tapri, naka, gacchhi, chito chat and the long list continues……..}
Invents best one-liners you can ever come across


SPOTTED: At tapris or nakas of Dombivli

ACHIEVEMENTS: He has done it all… seen it all…

Our vision after 10 years: Happily married to an only daughter of a rich businessman


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GENUS: Rehan

AKA: Janwar, Ravaan

Likes to call himself as: Salman

MOST USED LINE: “Teri maa ki…”

TRAITS: A strong believer of ‘Action speaks louder than Words’ (Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante)
This belief gets stronger when it comes to Ali.
Always gets his work done…by gaali or by Ali
Is the official Poongi Bajaoer of the group (Holds the Group Record for the most Poongis of Ali)


SPOTTED: Near Bandstand or anywhere near Reclamation (Note: Can also be seen in places where there is utter chaos)

ACHIEVEMENTS: NIL (Yet to achieve something.... We are waiting)

Our vision after 10 years: Hired by an international call center to collect dues from defaulters (Can use his uncensored language)


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GENUS: Shirish

AKA: Anna, Shetty

Likes to call himself as: Anna

MOST USED LINE: ---- (Believes in the saying "Golden Words are not repeated")

TRAITS: Always seen pulling someone’s leg (Taang Khinchna)
Possesses a good sense of humor (Uses it to a very good effect)
Does not like to be formal or be respected (Does not believe in Izzat)
Hates to fall in love.. Believes only in Arranged Marriage (Gals..Sorry to disappoint you…)

SPOTTED: Always cracking jokes

ACHIEVEMENTS: Solid Panga with almost every professor in college (Contact-- Bhavna Thakur, Loankar, Nemade or Shelke for details)

Our vision after 10 years: Happily married with a kid and a BAR


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GENUS: Tarun

AKA: Adopted by Telecom, Ambelal, Mango, Ambe,

Likes to call himself as: (Girls--- your suggestions are welcome)

MOST USED LINE:
“Paagal hai kya?”

TRAITS: Fond of Eating and Sleeping (Our group’s Kumbakaran)
Gals here is a tip for you… The way to Tarun’s heart is through his stomach..
(Hurry up gals…. Offer open till Tarun lasts)
Loves any kind of friendship with gals…( I mean Phone, Chat, etc.)
Is the unofficial Casanova of the college (I know all the gals will agree…)

SPOTTED: Mostly seen around with girls (Or should we say that girls are seen around him)

ACHIEVEMENTS: Did the impossible...Stripped on the stage in front of the college crowd...(Girls who missed it....We really feel sorry for them)

Our vision after 10 years: Still trying to figure out which girl he should marry…

36 comments:

tabs said...

hey denz cool re...will come bacl

Mistress of Magic said...

hehe... cool blog.. the 10 yrs down the line field is cool...hehe

tabs said...

hey guys.............ur blog is simply superb..i was in splits reading it.......way to go boys! You guys write really well. And its so funny.....i have blog rolled you..........SUPERB! Love Tabs

tabs said...

Sahi hai Bhidu!

tabs said...

kandukondein kadnukondein?

non_sense said...

AWESOME BLOG!!TOTALLY ROCKING!!
and i guess ATTRACTIVE too...3 GURLZ...already here..within no time!!:D (PS- i know...whom tarun wants to marry!!))ASK ME!

god bless ur group!

non_sense said...

well that was me!!can u beleive it..how sick these blogspot people can be?!i was stuck on that previous COMMENT...for so long coz they didnt let me publish my comment with my rediff URL!!i went through the whole damn process of opening up an account in blogspot too!REALLY sick!n hence the name..non_sense!
well this is manu..manisha..MANISHA BAKSHI!
hi again!!DOH!:$

non_sense said...

KEEP UR ENTRIES COMING IN..i have to take the max out of my precious time wasted in opening a new account here!it should be of frequent use to me,nah!
i too just started to blog just recently..at
sankimonkey.rediffblogs.com
(just incase u wanna bang ur heads on the wall!do visit.)

Mistress of Magic said...

have blogrolled ya !!

DENZIL said...

Thank you all.... We all appreciate your comments.. and I would like to apologize for the inconvenience caused to one of our prestigious visitor while posting comments... ..
Thanks once again for the overwhelming response....
We love you all...

non_sense_height said...

LOVE YOU ALL???!!well,did u ask ur groupmates before that comment????they can screw u up for voilation of their rights!
:D

non_sense_height said...

by the way... this is not manu again...

hey guys! :):).. great to see ya all in blogging too..:D:D.. absolutely hilarious stuff!!.. the most used line part was really funny!!.. hope to see ya all around more often..:).. ..

this is andy!..
and please do something about this login shit yaars.....
my site is http://shadowfax.rediffblogs.com
welcome to blogging...;) maja will come now..
u know with u 12 guys in it .. thats about almost 20!!!!!! of us jondhale paltan in blogging at the moment!!!,...:D:

non_sense_height said...

andy: hahahahah!!!.. i purrrfectly remember taruns topless act!!.. buhahahaha.. i was there..:P..
rehan bastard will be happy to know his other bakra.. russell is has also been blogging for quite a while now! :)....
P.S: the first comment in the non_sense_height... was by manu.. the other 2 are mine...her highness dufferness managed to forget the password of the earlier id coz she claims shes been studying too hard......buhahahahahaha... yeah right!!!!!!!..plus im a bit of a lazy bum to make my own id.. so im using hers.
adios.

tabs said...

hey guys change ur COMMENT SETTINGS! GOTO COMMENT TAB and make it accessible to ANYONE. not just ppl from BLOGSPOT..thats why its creating inconvenience - love tabs

tabs said...

n guys get a tagboard or doodleboard.it wud be really nice!

Mistress of Magic said...

get a taggie !!

non_sense_height said...

manu@well,yes!! my memory is not serving me right now a days!
something is terribly wrong!cet/cat/xat/nmims/ibsat/snap....etc sideeffects i guess.

well russ..u can get back to me for the password of this one..then u too can post ur comments from this one common id..for outcastes like "us".
russel was here too..but..couldnt leave a mark!
his site is.. http://russworld.rediffblogs.com/

DENZIL said...

Hello everyone...
Thanks Tabs... We have made the settings in the comments section so that anyone can post their comments.. Our next blog is coming up.. Keep a watch...Bole toh visit karte rehna...

tabs said...

hey cool

Kavita said...

hi tarun,
i was mad laughing after reading the contents of the Blog.You and denzil are really very creative. The blog is just fabulous.This is the best blog i have ever read. I liked the part written about Navin, Pritam, Prashant and ofcourse about you.i really liked the Traits part. It has been so very well written that anybody can roll down with laughter.Superb!!! commendable job.you and denzil can pat your backs.
simply fantastic,i just can't stop giggling even after 2 hrs. It reminded me of all the pranks you all played in jondhale(stripping off was just so sexy!!! just joking ha!!).
bye.
Waiting for the next Blog.
take care!!!

Mistress of Magic said...

update!!!

tabs said...

denz man!ur blog is rocking!

andy said...

phew!!!!!... thank god for this...kidar hai new post!???...

DENZIL said...

I am having some probs to upload our photos on the blog…I have tried everything from downloading Hello to Uploading the pics on a site named Flickr.com.

If anyone can plz help us out on how to upload the pics from Flickr.com…their help will be appreciated…...and yes guys the new blog is up and ready... it will be posted..tomorrow if the photos can be uploaded...So plz hurry up...

Mistress of Magic said...

hello is easy... the catch is it wont publish the photos till write some comments along with it.. so try again.. on the right hand corner it shows a comments field.. write n then publish !

Insidemamind said...

Coool. That was funny..

Pratichi said...

Denni.. gud job ....Tarun ka is all fact....Rehan is too gud ....n urs is excellent ....

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Teaching said...

Teaching

Hi Tarun

Have you done anything earth shattering lately?

Read anything that really sets your mind on fire with a passion to do good?

How about doing something important for yourself?

Have you?

Do you know without a doubt where life is taking you?

Got a Plan?

Know how to get there?

Most people don't. They just go through life hoping for the best. How can you possibly reach your dreams if you don't have a real plan?

A new year is coming. It's time to start thinking about your New Years Resolution and really start planning your life don't you think…

…follow through on some of those old goals you had years ago.

Even people in the goal setting business tend not to visit their "life plan" very often.

Are you one of those?

Need a little refresher and some FREE goal setting tips?

Spend a few minutes at Long Term Goals and take away life changing information.

Happy New Year!

Profession said...

Achievements

HELLO Tarun

I was going to leave a little tip on New Years Resolutions and how to make the best of them.

Unfortunately, I would not be able to keep it brief.

Goal setting takes effort and you really have to know how to do it to do it well. Especially the follow-up.

That's why I've included a lot of FREE goal setting information on my website, to help folks like you be more successful.

In fact, you can start now, and get a head start on the new year - and the rest of your life.

Think goal setting isn't important?

Spend a little time at Developing Goals and you'll change your mind.

Have a GREAT day!

Profession said...

Achievements

HELLO Tarun

I was going to leave a little tip on New Years Resolutions and how to make the best of them.

Unfortunately, I would not be able to keep it brief.

Goal setting takes effort and you really have to know how to do it to do it well. Especially the follow-up.

That's why I've included a lot of FREE goal setting information on my website, to help folks like you be more successful.

In fact, you can start now, and get a head start on the new year - and the rest of your life.

Think goal setting isn't important?

Spend a little time at Developing Goals and you'll change your mind.

Have a GREAT day!

Designing said...

HELLO Tarun

Home school

I like to leave little "helps" after reading a good blog, or going over the blog comments, just to start people thinking about, well, everything.

2006 is just around the corner.

Thought about what you would like to achieve next year?

Did you do all you wanted to do this year, personally, professionally and perhaps spiritually?

My guess is; probably not. Most people don't know how to set workable goals and if they do, the don't know how to manage them.

When is the last time you actually took time to write down all you would like to do and accomplish in life? Or even a few of the small things you would like to do but didn't think would be possible?

We all have the potential to get almost anything we want out of life. It just takes a little work, thinking and action.

The first step is knowing how to set effective goals and then of course, how to follow up on them. That's the hard part. Following up.

How would you like to actually make this years New Years Resolution come true? Of course it would have to be attainable, and possible, but you could do it if you knew how.

Curious?

Use the FREE information @ How To Set Goals and have a really GREAT NEW YEAR.

All the BEST!

Ali said...

Im reading it after 1 & 1/2 yrs but still im having tremendous fun..........
Animal Kingdom rocks............

Tarun said...

Hey...
am reading this post after a long long time.. wat great time we had writing them remember, Denzil?? We wrote the whole thing in office... we discussed this while going back home in the bus... we discussed this almost everywhere.. and am glad we did.. its so much fun reading this now..