Thursday, April 07, 2005

It's Different!!!

Hey Guys…This time we are back with vengeance …We are back with something ‘new’ and ‘different’ as demanded…

But before we start… let us wish one of the species of our Kingdom…. Anil Jhurani…Many Many Happy Returns of the Day…. Happy Birthday ANIL…..


This time its gonna be a small story that the species of this kingdom heard… It’s a story about a small group of people who were the prey of four dreaded hunters…

Warning: All the characters in the story are fictitious and no character of the story bear any resemblance to any person living or dead..If there is any resemblance..it is purely a coincidence...


This is how the story goes…

Long long ago, in a college named St. Stanford JohnDale College of Engineering (SSJCOE), studied a small herd of animals… These animals were under constant fear of being attacked by the hunters in the college… The hunters called themselves “ATMA”…
They were four of them… They formed their group right from the first year of college…

ATMA had solid punga with all the animals… This punga continued even after their college days… But thanks to the unofficial stud of Animal Kingdom “Am I Talker
and his self proclaimed right hand 'John Ibrahim' , ATMA kisi bhi animal ka bal bhi baka nahi kar saka… Am I Talker managed to solved most of the ‘misunderstandings’ between the 2 groups…. Thanks you Am I Talker….


According to latest information, ATMA is on the prowl once again…So fellow species…Please take note of the characteristics of ATMA and if you find anyone remotely similar to anyone from ATMA, please beware…

As described earlier, ATMA is a group of four females.. Below is the best possible description we could give of them…

Name: Akanksha (Catch her if u can)

The first member of ATMA…highly effervescent…most unpredictable…fierce hunter…
fair in looks…speaks her mind loud…

Animal kingdom would like to dedicate this song to her…” Gore rang pe naa itna ghumaar kar…”



Name: The Bee (Oriental Star)

The quietest of all the hunters… loves stars and the galaxies…. The best thing about this hunter is that she does not harm dogs and pups of the Animal Kingdom…. Atleast she is kind enough to these animals....



Name: Money Show (Sanki Manki)

The most mischievous of the group….can strike anytime…. Nicknamed Monkey for her unusual antics in the college…. Acts like a specie of the Animal Kingdom but beware…. (looks can be deceptive)…. Is a hunter on the prowl….



Name: Adhi-Tea

The most favourite hobby of this hunter is hunting male animals..... .... currently too busy to hunt.... giving various exams...




Hope you had fun reading this one…Hunters do not take it to heart…this was just to have some fun… Pun intended.. ... Your comments are welcome....

Now jokes apart.... we the species of Animal Kingdom would like to thank each one of the hunter for being such good friends and for reading our blog and giving us feedback.... Continue to do the same and keep encouraging us....

Monday, April 04, 2005

Go Goa-- Part V

Yawn!!!!!!!!!! Sorry folks.. This was my reaction when I woke up very early in the morning… As I mentioned in the previous post we had slept for just 2 hours… I know you all want to know the reason why????... Well the reason was that the girl who was with us in the bus...i mean Denzil's friend....Dipti…she had invited us for a lunch at her house...I and Tarun wanted to sleep more…. But then Denzil was adamant…

So after having a quick wash we were ready to go to Vasco…..it was a long way from Margoa…. Tarun dozed off as soon as we got a seat in the bus… Myself and Denzil were just thinking of all the fun we had with the gals the last night…. Just then we saw Tarun perform an impossible stunt in his sleep….He was about to fall from the seat but then at the last moment... he held on to a handle of the seat…. Phew!!! I must say that was close… If he had missed the handle he would have been on the bus floor…. After we saw his stunt we burst out laughing…..

Tarun saw us laughing and went back again to sleep...Then again I and Denzil started talking about the last night which was wild...we were thinking had all the nine members come for the trip it wouldn't have been so…I know we were cursing them for ditching us at the last moment...but that time we did not know...that we had such interesting things in store for us...so now we were thanking everyone for not coming….. (Sorry guys!!!)

Finally we reached Dipti's house...As soon as the door opened a cute little daschund rushed out barking at us… Denzil and I entered the house….. but as Tarun was scared of the dog he stood outside till the dog was moved out his way…Dipti then introduced her sisters to us … After that Denzil and Dipti got engaged in an conversation…

So I started getting a little bored…. So I turned to Tarun….. but he was in a deep slumber…..he was dozing sitting on the sofa...Dipti’s mother suggested that we can go and have a stroll on the beach as their house was located right on the edge of the beach...so we went for a walk on the beach...it was damn hot in the afternoon….i know this part of the story is bit boring but I can’t help it…

Then after having our lunch Dipti’s father took us for a ride in his shining bright yellow colored Opel SWING…. that was one hell of a ride...I must say that he was a true F1 fan…the car never slowed down even at the steepest curves… I don’t think that uncle ever stepped on the brakes….After visiting some Vasco dockyards he left us at the bus stop…. Then we went to the nearby beach….. After spending some time we went to our old hangout… Panaji….

We were all feeling sleepy…. But we still had that extra or you can say reserve amount of energy to rock the night…. So I called up Krupa and said that we are waiting for them at Panaji...but she said she was out with the group and will let me know after sometime about their plans for the night….. so we waited for their call.....2 hrs passed by….

We were at the height of tiredness but were still desperate to meet them...but Tarun and Denzil said we had waited enough ...so lets enjoy it our way...so we went to the Calungute beach...this was the fourth time we were here...but never was I so sad... Tarun said that he is purchasing a bottle...I asked him to buy a big bottle as i was sad(Devdas)...it was 12 in the night the atmosphere out there was just too fantastic that I can’t put it in words…the black sky was all colorful with many firecrackers bursting….

Fireworks

Denzi and Tarun were happy but I was still sad...so I was drinking raw vodka...by 12.30 i was fultoo gone like tarun… So we sat on the shacks kept on the beach and dozed off….I handed over my cell phone to Tarun before going to sleep...and then suddenly when I awoke...I saw Tarun speaking on the phone...i started wondering who was he talking to...i know u have guessed it by now...the gals group were on the same beach...i was very excited…..They said that they were waiting for us at Mambo dance club..

I just could not control myself… Denzi and Tarun were struggling to keep pace with me… What I did not realize was is that I had lost my way.. but thanks to technology… I had my cell phone… When I reached Mambo club I saw Tarun and Denzi busy chatting with the group…. I took Krupa aside and started chatting with her… The group said that that it is a good idea to enjoy ourselves on the beach as there was some good music being played on the beach… So we went ahead and booked a table for us… after a few rounds of Vodka… all started getting into rhythm…

I was least interested what all were doing as I was busy with Krupa….Tarun was there dancing with a gal…. Yes close body dancing……Denzi was dancing with a fultto gone firangi and a gal….. they were just dancing the whole night….We did not realize that it was dawn and the new year had arrived….. The gals group decided to leave but Krupa and Tarun’s gal decided to stay back…..So here we were… only the gals and us….


I don’t know what the hell Denzi was doing…..I was too busy to notice him….Tarun was also missing…. At around 6 in the morning Denzi came up to me and asked me where is Tarun…. I said that he might be somehwre on the beach..but he was not to be found anywhere…. Finally we saw him with his gal….But the scene was different.. the gal was angry…Tarun was sulking… When we asked him what the matter was…..all he said was “Chal Gharpe Jaate Hain….” When we coaxed to tell us something he refused and was adamant to get home… We could sense that something had gone wrong between the gal and Tarun….But both were not ready to divulge anything…

I was not ready to spoil my party… So to patch up things between them… we sent them for a walk on the beach…God only knows what talk took place between them.. when they came back… they seemed alright…. After spending some more time on the beach… we decided to go home… We took an Cab and returned to Panjim…. On the way back we also visited a church as the girls forced us to….

Finally we escorted the girls to their rooms.... Later we went to our rooms...packed our bags.... caught our bus.... and came back to Mumbai... On our way back I was just dreaming about Krupa.....

If u guys think… we did not do anything...you are wrong….there are lot of things that we
haven't added...we said censored...trust us...u will go nuts if u hear it….The fact is that we enjoyed a lot….

We hope that you all guys loved reading about our adventures.... Thanks for reading... Next time we will be back with a VENGENANCE....