Kya Din The...

Woh bhi kya din the...
Jab hum sab college ke back bench pe baithe the...

Woh assignments ke papers...
Woh apne class ke toppers...

Sab yaad aata hai...
ek chehre pe muskaan laata hai...

Woh volley ball ke matches...
Woh box cricket aur basket ball ke matches...

Woh Do baje ke baad result lagna...
Woh raat raat bhar night mein jagna....

Tiffin se cheen kar khana...
kisi ka chappati churana...

aaj bhi yaad aata hai...
chehre pe muskaan le aata hai...

Woh bhi kya din the...
Aaj bhi yaad aate hain....

Fanatics pe depend hona....
Answer nahi aaya... toh saamne wale ko poochna...

Aaya...toh bhi poochke confirm karna.....
Chaalis marks ke liye... neech se neech harkat karna....

Woh tees paise ka xerox maarna....
Pachas hazaar ki fees bhari... fir bhi aise maamlon pe kanjoosi karna...

Woh canteen mein assignment chaapna....
Nahi chaap paye..toh kisi ka submit kiya hua dhaapna....

Woh rickshaw mein Paanch rupye dekar share karna...
Usmein bhi Dhinchak rickshaw hi dhhondhna....

Aaj bhi woh din aate hain....
Chehre pe ek muskaan late hain....

Woh bhi kya din the....
Aaj bhi yaad hain mujhe...

Woh Monday ke Workshop ke din....
Kaate hain humne bina kissse ache tool ke bin.....

Woh workshop ki garmi mein filing karna.....
Kahi haat na ghis jaye isse darna

Haat toh zaroor ghis gaye...
par woh lokhand nahi ghissa....

Aaj bhi yaad hai mujhe....
Woh college ke practical wale din...

Woh breadboard pe circuit banana...
Atul ko chodke sabka ladkiyon ko taapna....

woh chemical lab pe chemicals mix karna....
kisne tha jaana.. aaj wohi log vodka aur sprite mix karenge...

Woh CRO tube se khelna...
woh Nemade ki fir daat khaana....

aaj bhi sab yaad aata hai...
chehre pe ek muskaan laata hai...

Jai Paaji

This post is dedicated to the Siddhu of our group.... Manprit.... I bet he would have started "hahahahahhahahaha" by now. Manprit.. Sardar or Bobby (Deol not Darling) as we lovingly call him.... loves to laugh.... push people around... laugh.... threaten someone from the group.... run.... laugh again.... get emotional.... laugh again....

He is a grown-up kid who a great fan of Sunny Paaji... Stays physically in UK but is mentally present in India in a place called Khar... He is one guy who has been pestering me to write something about the Animal Kingdom since the last few days... I call him Jai paaji and he calls me Veeru Paaji... Oye ki kara?? Shera menu punjabi seekhanevich bahut mehnat karte haigi.... or is it haiga??? I am confused again....

The best part about Jaipaaji is that he is an Indian to the core. Though he stays in UK, he loves Firang bashing. No idea what will he go through if the Skinheads read this... ;-) Shifting our focus back to college days... I remember that he hasnt changed since then... He used to push.. run and laugh.. and still does the same... That makes me think.... did he behave the same way in school as well??? Just a thought!!!

Manprit was also famous in our group for his famous lip smacking Paneer Mutter which hi mom cooked specially for us animals... and the best part... Manprit never ate it coz we never shared it with him... Don't you feel like meeting him now??? Or rather never meeting him??? But then you need to know how does this Laughing Saand... looks like??? Though he never poses for the camera.. he has sent this pic only for all you people....

P.S. Your suggestions are welcome... Please help him GROW UP...

Before After

Last month after I published some of the exclusive pics which had caught the Animal Kingdom unaware, I received a couple of death threats. However, I braved it all and made a steely resolve - I am gonna come back hard and I AM BACK. This time with a series of pics "BEFORE AFTER". Great care was taken when taking these pics. These pics are as a result of some risky photography and daring stunts by my secret cameraman (his name is still a secret)

NOTE: I pledge that all the displayed pics are REAL and we havent digitally modified them. If the pics bear a striking resemblance it is purely coincidental.

So here you go...
BEFORE: Kandu in a RamBharose Udipi Restaurant eating Wada Sambhar (with extra Sambhar), Masala Dosa (with extra chutney) and a cup of fresh Hot Coffee
AFTER: Kandu in a plush NY Eatery hogging Veg. Burgers and a Coke (Ignore the plastic chairs and concentrate on his glowing hairdo)

BEFORE: Kaustubh inaugurating a Sulabh Sauchalay and as his pose suggests - Its pretty cheap for 2 Rupees

AFTER: Kaustubh practicing his pose outside another Sauchalay

BEFORE: Salli before being rescued from Shabbo Mausi ka Maikhana

AFTER: Old Habits Die Hard (Hai Dayya)

BEFORE: Kaustubh's loyal Ramu - His official carrier to College

AFTER: Kaustubh now posing on Pulsar after inaugurating a series of Sulabh Sauchalays (I would say Ramu suited him better... What do you say???)

BEFORE: Bawa in his famous Rambha 9211 Auto dropping passengers before turning into a famous South Indian Superstar overnight

AFTER: Bawa (Balasubra Chinnaswamy Babu Aapdiya) smiling away to glory after winning a news Sports Bike for his Super Hit Performance for his film - Kaalkunchay Waandarlay

MOVIE which starred Bawa and Atul Babu Peer Panve

BEFORE: Kandu - first user of the Sulabh Sauchalay inaugurated by Kaustubh with 2 buckets (Just after eating Chicken Angaara)

AFTER: Kandu still in the same pose in freezing cold in NY (No buckets but lots of tissues)

BEFORE: Unkil MaXXi in San Diego sticking out his tongue to the kid who called him Unkil

LATER: Unkil MaXXi shaved head in revenge (But stills looks like an Unkil)

AFTER: Grew his hair back but no idea how long they will stay there

BEFORE: Sssharukh with his secret love Anna before he met Karan Johar

AFTER: Anna watching "Coffee with Karan"

Some Kodak Moments

Its been a long time since I have put up something on the blog. Lately I have been bitten by an army of lazy bugs. But, there is a good news. Finally, I have managed to shrug off my laziness and do my bit to put up something here... which will invite me curses. Par tum logon ke liye... I have taken all the risks.

So, countrymen and Romans... apne dil thaam lijiye... I present to you - a collection of snaps which had been hidden from private eyes. But, over the years, a khufiya reporter had been taking all the efforts, risking his life... collecting the photographs. I have been requested not to reveal his name and all you people out there know that how kind I am. So, this secret will be a secret...

P.S. : All the expressions caught on the camera are REAL. Please don't try them anywhere else you will find them posted here.

Clicked on our Lohagad Trek - Atul caught during his Paagalpan ke Daures

Clicked in Sardar's OMNI - Bhoot Unkil Hoon Main... (Watch Atul's fingers too... Some mantras being recited)

Salli caught as usual in R-Mall getting close with Kandu (Thakur --- yeh kya ho gaya???)

In Goa - Salli in his world famous "Hai Allah Maar Daala" Pose while Rehan ready to Give Chamaat

Salli as Umraon Jaan in revealing clothes

Hai Daiyya - Yeh Kya Kar rahe ho??? - Salli in yet another award winning pose

Statuary Warning for Tarun: Changing Clothes on the Road is injurious to Dog's Health

Gala caught in Ahmedabad - Koi iss Bhooke Nange Ki Madat Karo Plz. Paise ka mat socho. Send CASH only.

In Janshatabdi - Kandu caught dropping his pants. Look at that glow on Kandu's face.

MuthuSwamy Cheeranjeevi Kandu Babu - Kali Konchay Peer Panve - South Indian Superstar

"Dukh Raha Hai" - Kandu seems to say
Smart Dude with Glowing Spikes

Divya Jyoti on Pakya's Belt at his Arranged Funeral

If the above snaps brought a smile on your face, you are free to distribute it amongst your friends. After all Laughter is the best medicine. If you have own funny snaps send them to me. I promise to get them published free of charge and yeah ... your name will be a secret.